By Gandalf

GANDALF TALKS HOOKERS

Dead Megatron, (upon my review of this post, I realized I typed Dead Megatron. I was going to fix it, but then I considered the fact that you did indeed die in the last movie. So, since it’s correct, it’s staying.) I actually got out of work before 3 a.m. on a Friday evening. I […]

GANDALF WHINES A LITTLE

Mighty Megatron, What’s this? A new computer? Gandalf is giddy with excitement! New computers are amazing! And wait..what…book covers? You have been thinking about what we talked about.  🙂 I must say that we have both been exceptionally busy of late and have had very little time to converse. Editing is slow going, as is […]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGATRON

Dear Megatron, First off, I would like to wish you a Happy, Happy Birthday! I got you this cake. I even went to a party this morning in your honor. Actually, it was a Valentine’s party at my son’s school, but I thought of you whilst there. Which leads me to my second point: The […]

MEGATRON IS A GENIUS (ACTUALLY A POST BY GANDALF)

Dear Megatron, You’ve found it by George!! (I’ve had FAR too much caffeine. Be afraid! BE VERY AFRAID!) It’s missing HUMOR! Action is good. Humor is better. Now, if I could only somehow merge our brains into one awesome uhm…brain child and create babies that spew queries. (I warned you.) This wizard is heading back […]

GANDALF FIGHTS A QUERY AND MENTAL ILLNESS

My Dearest Megatron, I am writing to you from my local Barnes & Noble, and by local, I mean the one that takes me an hour to get to because I’m on call at the hospital until midnight. It’s local to my place of employment, I suppose. When I decided to blog to you, I […]

GANDALF IS OVERWHELMED

Dearest MEGATRON, I have nearly finished editing Antithesis based on your crits. I have also discovered where the “major” changes are going to occur. I have decided to add a chapter between Chapter 30 and 31. I’ve long considered my ending and whether I should change it. I’ve decided not to. I feel like what […]

GANDALF’S SUCCESSFUL COMPETITIONS

Dear Megatron, I can finally let out a sigh of relief, the first weekend of competition is over. It was quite a successful weekend if I do say so myself. My baby guard took 1st place while my high school team took 4th. It was mass chaos for the entire day trying to get everyone’s […]

GANDALF MISSES MEGATRON

Lovely Megatron– I am so pleased to hear that you are indeed happy. I was quite worried for a while that you had taken to the dark side again and I don’t have Optimus’s number handy. I am surprised to learn that you don’t dominate at video games, I guess I assumed with your vast knowledge […]

GANDALF & WRITING & ART & GUARD

Megatron, Greetings my metal friend. I’m guessing that both of us had a busy week–I know I did. You’d be quite proud of me, I’m into the 4th Harry Potter. I’m pretty grateful that the story FINALLY got interesting. Had I not known great things were to come, I might’ve put it down after book […]

GANDALF CATCHES UP ON SLEEP

Megatron, Indeed, I have been concerned with you. You did say that you were writing longhand, a feeble attempt to escape my prying eyes I suspect, so I haven’t been too worried. But it seems you have a plan, 3 one hour sprints seems like a good place to start. I applaud your efforts. I […]